My Chickens Have Sharp Talons
Hello, I'm Olivia!
Some things I like are: Batman, Pokemon, Sly Cooper, and Transformers.
Also cats.
I'm 21 years old and I live in South Florida.

I'm quite friendly and enjoy trying to be funny; so if you fancy it, drop me a line and we can exchange obscure movie quotes.

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

(Source: dicksconnected, via scarecrowcoffee)

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

(via scarecrowcoffee)

aqua-ng:

I was late to MCM Expo on Sunday because of…other commitments.

aqua-ng:

I was late to MCM Expo on Sunday because of…other commitments.

(via windblaade)

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

(via windblaade)

(Source: kaolincash, via super-rodimus-fine)

How could we have become so different? Why can we no longer understand each other?
What did we do wrong?

(via poplockgrimlock)

that-fabulous-bastard:

tentaclesandteacups:

yeahiwasintheshit:

AGGGHHHH!

-fwap-

rude.

that-fabulous-bastard:

tentaclesandteacups:

yeahiwasintheshit:

AGGGHHHH!

-fwap-

rude.

(via kigurou)

dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Bronze
Pokemon Red Fire
Pokemon Grass Green
Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
Pokemon Safe Fire
Pokemon A B C
Pokemon X Y Z
Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
Pokemon The Last Airbender
Pokemon of the Galaxy
Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
Pokemon Ping Pong
Pokemon Party 
Pokemon Party 8
PokeKart: Double Dash
Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
Pokemon Cross Dress
Pokemon Fingerblast
Pokemon Facebook Edition
Pokemon Who?
Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Gold
  4. Pokemon Silver
  5. Pokemon Bronze
  6. Pokemon Red Fire
  7. Pokemon Grass Green
  8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
  9. Pokemon Safe Fire
  10. Pokemon A B C
  11. Pokemon X Y Z
  12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
  13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
  14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
  15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
  16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
  17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
  18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
  19. Pokemon Ping Pong
  20. Pokemon Party 
  21. Pokemon Party 8
  22. PokeKart: Double Dash
  23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
  24. Pokemon Cross Dress
  25. Pokemon Fingerblast
  26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
  27. Pokemon Who?
  28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

(via goingloco)

shitsamposts:

me

(Source: ingridsbergman, via nofollowersnoproblem)

kerriaitken:

I’ve seen a few people doing these and with all the Pokemon cards I’ve got laying around I just had to try it…plus I wanted an excuse to bust out the acrylics. I think I’m addicted.

If anyone wants to buy them they’re up for grabs on my brand new Etsy shop!

(via starscreamofficial)

(Source: alteisenreise, via space-cops)

kingofdicks:

ah yes my favorite folder

image

(Source: kiljayden, via kingsleyyy)

(Source: sh4ne, via scarecrowcoffee)

chuckthetreasuredog:

the-dog-who-ate-everything:

candrawithlove:

I think I need to stop doing what I’m doing…

PLEASE WATCH

EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH :U

(via scarecrowcoffee)

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