My Chickens Have Sharp Talons
Hello, I'm Olivia!
Some things I like are: Batman, Pokemon, Sly Cooper, and Transformers.
Also cats.
I'm 21 years old and I live in South Florida.

I'm quite friendly and enjoy trying to be funny; so if you fancy it, drop me a line and we can exchange obscure movie quotes.

howl the drama queen

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lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.

i want an update on this

FUCKING AMAZING

FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN

Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.

A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.

Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.

Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.

‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.

The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)

‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’

After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.

‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.

Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.

Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.

http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/rumbled-cheating-boyfriends-three-girlfriends-confront-him-together-at-airport-4870812/

Beautiful

wild

Wow

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owlapin:

Hey everyone check out my new monster shark stickers in honor of the new Sharknado movie! Featuring some of my favorite fictional sharks, two-headed shark, sharktopus, ghost shark and dino shark. I haven’t seen Sand Sharks yet but once I do I’ll probably draw him too.

Get them at my Storenvy!

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stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

stunningpicture:

This Bloody Mary has another Bloody Mary as a garnish..

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yourackdisciprine:

A recent trend on RTE (Irish TV) chat shows - random audience members turning to stare into the cameras during audience cut-aways.

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meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

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mostlycatsmostly:

Goodbye Kitty (by Anaïs hc)

mostlycatsmostly:

Goodbye Kitty (by Anaïs hc)

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paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

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yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

 poots 

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

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unimpressedcats:

sittin in da toilet sittin in da toilet

unimpressedcats:

sittin in da toilet
sittin in da toilet

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peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

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