My Chickens Have Sharp Talons
Hello, I'm Olivia!
Some things I like are: Batman, Pokemon, Sly Cooper, and Transformers.
Also cats.
I'm 21 years old and I live in South Florida.

I'm quite friendly and enjoy trying to be funny; so if you fancy it, drop me a line and we can exchange obscure movie quotes.

(Source: mamotte, via captainglitterbuns)

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

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sjf721:

sizvideos:

Video

Are you fucking kidding me. I put more effort into putting my basic eyeliner on, the same way I have for the last fifteen years and this girl just schmoozes some darth maul like it’s easy peasy lemon squeezy?????

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corgisandboobs:

My ideal relationship, if I’m being honest.

corgisandboobs:

My ideal relationship, if I’m being honest.

(Source: barabait, via aairachnid)

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.


This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

(via kigurou)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via kingsleyyy)

solestruckshoes:

me

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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

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roriu-senpai:

apinchofsanity:

alliwantistomarchdrumcorps:

videohall:

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

"i demand to be loved"

He comes down like an angry parent after their child comes in from being out late,”What TIME DO YOU CALL THIS HUMAN??”.

those meows are like “oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh, its you its you its you!!!!, LOVE ME!”

(via poplockgrimlock)

patheticcomedian:

When I decided to start this blog I wasn’t sure how far I wanted to go into my personal life. Half of me thinks, nobody wants to hear about you. Why would they care? The other half of me thinks, but my life is so funny! (^.^)V  And they do battle in my headspace, until I decide to just close my laptop and go eat some chips or something.

Tonight the third half of me that’s saying shut the FUCK up and tell the story! has won. So I’m going to tell you about the time that I bit a Girl Scout leader after a canoe trip.

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I need to get out of my internet lurking shell and post more original content on here. This is supposed to be a personal blog for christ sake. (and I know you all are just dying to read about me…not) (maybe)

(not)

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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I’m just about fucking done with doing favors for people and not even getting a goddamn thank you. But the worst part is I am incapable of being selfish so it will only end when people are done using me.

jackoman-relatable:

dontworrybecraycray:

Guys, some scientists just took a pic of the sun this month AND IT’S THE FREGGIN PUMPKIN MOON

HALLOWEEN IS HERE

ALL PREPARE FOR THE SKELETON WAR

THE PUMPKIN SUN IS WATCHING

MAY HE BLESS ALL THOSE WHO WERE DRAFTED INTO THE SKELTON WAR AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS

(via scarecrowcoffee)

motok-wolf:

iamscias:

sugaryviolet:

blackbackedjackal:

Wolf Children: Ame & Yuki(2013)

This movie this movie this movie this movie this movie!

will watch this movie today

Rebloging again because YESSSS

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