My Chickens Have Sharp Talons
Hello, I'm Olivia!
Some things I like are: Batman, Pokemon, Sly Cooper, and Transformers.
Also cats.
I'm 21 years old and I live in South Florida.

I'm quite friendly and enjoy trying to be funny; so if you fancy it, drop me a line and we can exchange obscure movie quotes.

why-i-love-comics:

Injustice Year Two - “Chapter Twenty”

written by Tom Taylor
art by Bruno Redondo & Julien Hugonnard-Bert

joshpeck:

my hero

(Source: husssel, via super-rodimus-fine)

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

hotbritishguyspluscats:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

(Source: memewhore, via scarecrowcoffee)

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

(via scarecrowcoffee)

(Source: iyashikei, via aairachnid)

robotsandfrippary:

sketchshark:

The post-poop scampers. 

Chewy likes to eat string. We keep it away from him, but sometimes he still manages to get a hold of it, pulling string off shirts and such. Thankfully he always passes it without a problem.  
But one day, he ran out of the litter box and found, to his terror, that his poop was following him.  I have never seen him so terrified.  And I have never laughed so hard.  We eventually were able to free him, but for the last 10 years(he’s 15), he shoots out of his litter like a rocket, I assume because he wants to out run his poop.

robotsandfrippary:

sketchshark:

The post-poop scampers. 

Chewy likes to eat string. We keep it away from him, but sometimes he still manages to get a hold of it, pulling string off shirts and such. Thankfully he always passes it without a problem. 

But one day, he ran out of the litter box and found, to his terror, that his poop was following him.  I have never seen him so terrified.  And I have never laughed so hard.  We eventually were able to free him, but for the last 10 years(he’s 15), he shoots out of his litter like a rocket, I assume because he wants to out run his poop.

(via mechcanuck)

lizwuzthere:

tarnality:

please watCH

this is my favorite.. they’re SO BAD at this game omg

skyjukebox:

when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing

image

(via space-cops)

the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

(via unimpressedcats)

dollyfarton:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

vinebox:

 

vine cinematics are getting so advanced and i love it

they’re like 6 second soap operas and I LOVE IT

(via scarecrowcoffee)

sneakyfeets:

squishybruise:

HE BOUGHT THEM BOTH

pointless continuity is the most beautiful kind

(via starscreamofficial)

thosetwodeadboys:

I did the thing

(via aairachnid)

sweet-bitsy:

guavasaur:

dimedog:

a small cat

a baby

Whine whine whine

(via unimpressedcats)

my-ear-trumpet:

Sign outside Zion, IL ca. 1915 (via In Media Res)

my-ear-trumpet:

Sign outside Zion, IL ca. 1915 (via In Media Res)

(via jimmywhacked)

bonyonyo:

australianpikachu:

i’m in tears

ARE THEY SERIOUS ANYMORE WHAT TH FUCK

bonyonyo:

australianpikachu:

i’m in tears

ARE THEY SERIOUS ANYMORE WHAT TH FUCK

(via starscreamofficial)

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