Some things I like are: Batman, Pokemon, Sly Cooper, and Transformers.
I'm 19 years old, and I live in South Florida.
I'm quite friendly and enjoy trying to be funny; so if you fancy it, drop me a line and we can exchange obscure movie quotes.
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
wanna see my beach body *digs up corpse buried underneath the sand*
Somebody That I Used To Know | Cover by Fun. ft. Hayley Williams
But you didn’t have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know
wait what is this real im at work but FUN AND HAYLEY WILLIAMS? UH YES PLEASE…
So this is what heaven is like
my assistant iron chef
this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil
We kill the Zubatman.
The Hub is going to be airing a show called Shezow.
About a boy who is going to be a superhero.
Dressed as a chick.
HE’S A GODDAMN DRAG QUEEN, GUYS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.
My, isn’t it awkward that you just fuckin recycled a nearly 40 year old article to shit on this latest generation?
But I do want to say:
Of all the images you could have picked, you chose one of a teenage girl taking a selfie.
Because of course, girls who have been taught nothing else by their elders except that their appearance is what matters are the reason we are all lazy and narcissistic.
Fuck off. You fucking made us. You raised me and my sister and my female cousin and millions and millions of girls to be self-conscious and obsessed with making ourselves look pleasing to men. You taught us that that was our only worth. And now you shit on us for it.
FUCK OFF, TIME.