antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

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sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

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breastforce:

wanna see my beach body *digs up corpse buried underneath the sand*

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edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

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theolivescribe:

life-binder:

talesofateenagen0thing:

Somebody That I Used To Know | Cover by Fun. ft. Hayley Williams

But you didn’t have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your love
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just somebody that I used to know

wait what is this real im at work but FUN AND HAYLEY WILLIAMS? UH YES PLEASE…

So this is what heaven is like

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cut-up-and-half-dead:

It’s actually so true

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captaincuteandcuddly:

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tsunderegirlfriend:

Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true

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lemondifficult:

bidenette:

Le boom.

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ectoproctologist:

Father forgive me for I have sinned.

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nastyjungle:

my assistant iron chef 

tokenduelist:

sulkylass:

this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil

We kill the Zubatman.

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fuschiafireflyingfree:

The Hub is going to be airing a show called Shezow.

About a boy who is going to be a superhero.

Named Shezow.

Dressed as a chick.

SERIOUSLY.

HE’S A GODDAMN DRAG QUEEN, GUYS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

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boobs-birds-botany:

My, isn’t it awkward that you just fuckin recycled a nearly 40 year old article to shit on this latest generation?

Recession. Student debt. Etc. Lots of people smarter than me have already had some excellent commentary on this (here and here and  here not to mention all the great Tumblr commentary).

But I do want to say:

Of all the images you could have picked, you chose one of a teenage girl taking a selfie.

Because of course, girls who have been taught nothing else by their elders except that their appearance is what matters are the reason we are all lazy and narcissistic.

Fuck off. You fucking made us. You raised me and my sister and my female cousin and millions and millions of girls to be self-conscious and obsessed with making ourselves look pleasing to men. You taught us that that was our only worth. And now you shit on us for it.

FUCK OFF, TIME.

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