Some things I like are: Batman, Pokemon, Sly Cooper, and Transformers.
I'm 21 years old and I live in South Florida.
I'm quite friendly and enjoy trying to be funny; so if you fancy it, drop me a line and we can exchange obscure movie quotes.
I would keep this in my pocket until the day someone says nothing is written in stone and i’ll answer with oh yeah? And pull this out.
jack the ripper identified
*swat team descends on graveyard*
we fuckin got him now
i just lost 4 followers
Come at me, fuckboys!
If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.
Aw, tiny sea monster :3
Straight boy: what are you wearing ;)
Me: a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"A long time ago, before I put on this mask, I was afraid of everything.”
Mario Pepper didn’t kill your parents. He was framed, by the police department, and the mob working together. We killed an innocent man. […] I’m sorry.
ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie.
Was the entire Roosevelt family bad ass bosses?
"Emily Spinach" laughing forever I love it
BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD
Being the one who sets up the household’s wi-fi after an outage has its perks
look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak